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Unread 12-08-2007, 08:13 PM   #1
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Talking Dragstrip Love Chronicles

Sex on the track....

There she was…. the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. From the moment I laid eyes on her, I knew one day she must…. and will be mine. For years she never paid attention to me, I was a nobody to her.

Then one day I was living my own life and I had enough money to go places I haven’t before… and suddenly, there she was, like she was waiting for me or something. That hottie little small block motor with all the right curves right down to her specs…. complete, ready, willing, and able. The timing was right, it was now or never… so I made my move.

To my surprise, she said yes. Love was in the air this time around. It wasn’t long before we merged. I’ve always dreamt of the day her and I could be as one, my body around hers, holding tight to my nuts and her bolts, as we touch. After some light lubricating she slipped right in and we were off and running wild. The constant thrusting, and pushing, and screaming while we go faster and faster and then finally…… we reach that line together…. In that moment, we were as one. I’ve never felt so complete.

Let me tell you, that was some time ago. Many years have past and we continued to enjoy reaching that line together. I feel empty inside when I’m not with her. Life would have no purpose with out her.

Unless of course I could trade her for a bigger and better motor that pushes, thrusts, and screams a lot harder.

*to be continued*



there she is... ain't she beautiful?

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Unread 12-09-2007, 12:07 AM   #2
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I want some of your medication, Dave. It must be good stuff. Nice story.
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Unread 12-09-2007, 01:11 AM   #3
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oh i get plenty left...
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Unread 12-09-2007, 12:29 PM   #4
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you take paypal?
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Unread 12-09-2007, 02:00 PM   #5
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b and b'd with 383 hp/ 465 ft lbs.... DAYUM!!!
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